Really smart people are great at uncovering new facts
Really smart people are great at inventing new lies
Really smart people have great memories to keep track of new facts
Really smart people have great memories to keep track of their new lies
Really smart people have most fun combining their new facts and new lies
Into philosophy
And convincing the really desperate
To worship them
By convincing the really desperate
That they're really smart, too
And unleashing a savage pride
That destroys all else
When it inevitably goes unsatisfied